Westgate to heaven (by Ash Zombola)
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havnt been this gone in a while
girl. 16. junior. i get bored easily so i love being spontaneous :) i love movies. tv shows. animals. photography. magazines. books. music. playin the piano. being a DJ. fashion. basically anything that is artistic. i also love my family and friends to the moon and back :)
btw i love owls :)
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The Wisdom of Jean-Ralphio
“Yesterday if you would’ve asked me, I would’ve said no. But thank God my grandfather just died so I am A-FLUUUUSHED WITH CAAAAASH!” (2.17 “Woman of the Year”)
“What about your trust fund?” “My parents had it amended. I don’t get anything until I’m 50, which is a waste because I’m going to be a billionaire in Costa Rica by then. Eatin’ dolphin and hangin’ out with lady singers.” (2.17 “Woman of the Year”)
“Just bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce—now all the ladies sayin’!—bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce. What do you say, sexy?” (2.17 “Woman of the Year”)
“One time I waited outside a woman’s house for five days just to show her how serious I was about wanting to drill her. Turns out, it was the wrong house. She loved the story anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants.” (2.23 “The Master Plan”)
“I would start with a joke, joke—Vince Vaughn quote, obviously…Fred Claus. Talk about Andy’s ex-girlfriends, quote from Love Actually. Hold back your tears, pause…drop the microphone, get out of that bitch. *explosion noise*” (3.09 “Fancy Party”)
“K to the N to the O-P-E, she’s the dopest little shorty in all Pawnee, Indiana.”(3.13 “The Fight”)
“R to the O to the N-N-N, I say Swanson’s got swagger the size of Big Ben Clock.”(3.13 “The Fight”)
“Go B to the O to the double-S, do what he say and you’ll be success-ful.” (3.13 “The Fight”)
“Why don’t you turn that friz-own upside dizzity.” (3.13 “The Fight”)
“I made my money the old fashioned way: I GOT RUN OVER MY A LEXUUUUUS!”(3.16 “Li’l Sebastian”)
“Which one floats your penis?” (3.16 “Li’l Sebastian”)
“Hope you brought a change of clothes. Because your eyes are about to piss tears.” (3.16 “Li’l Sebastian”)
"They’re polar opposites, and the story we designed was that April’s character was maybe a little bit weary of being weary of everything. And maybe she was a little bit tired of seven layers of irony cloaking every decision she made. Of hanging out with only really dry, ironic, hipster-y gay dudes who were also her boyfriends. And maybe Andy’s completely open, heart-on-his-sleeve kind of way would appeal to her at some level, and it just sort of took off from there."
— Michael Schur on why April fell for Andy via The AV Club (via fuckyeahparksandrec)
NEW Song “Everybody Breaks A Glass”
Hey. I don’t mean to alarm you, but….NEW SONG!! This is the first anyone’s heard from my new record. I’ve been waiting for this!
“Everybody Breaks A Glass” feat. Holy Fuck and Shad.
http://iamlights.com
Lights.OMG MY MOUTH LITERALLY FELL OPEN WHERE ARE MY HEADPHONES
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